Some fat guy who thinks he is Messi or Ronaldo. To be honest, he's pretty good and got a good touch on the ball. He is definitely very fat, but he isn't moving like a fatty. He's still fairly agile, and he is definitely controlling the ball well.
I think this is an example of a fat person who isn't just a lazy bum. He obviously eats far too much, but we don't know the entire reason why he is fat.