The Sexiest Way To Lose Weight

<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXxKxyB2sxom3qHhrU0wZYok3cluIlV1YBdj8aG_1uKqjrUA2ACsmkx89DMXTaZ4_QHfLFqtzuM4mxtROoaMmFF-NxRj-dEqVkNv5GB-79WXKVtiec-k-r7_PkjZfwg1MrZbmKqQT_XQng/s1600/sexual+calorie+counter.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXxKxyB2sxom3qHhrU0wZYok3cluIlV1YBdj8aG_1uKqjrUA2ACsmkx89DMXTaZ4_QHfLFqtzuM4mxtROoaMmFF-NxRj-dEqVkNv5GB-79WXKVtiec-k-r7_PkjZfwg1MrZbmKqQT_XQng/s640/sexual+calorie+counter.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Unless you lay there like a dead fish, sex can be a great work out, and not only sex, but everything leading up to it and after as well. So everyone out there complaining about being fat, just start going off in the bedroom after you eat your 7 cheeseburgers and you will burn those calories right off, you have no excuses anymore. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Below is the complete breakdown of everything done before, during, and after sex, and the calories you burn while doing it. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results. Sexual Calorie Counter</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">REMOVING HER CLOTHES: </div><div style="text-align: center;">With her consent......................................................... 12 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;">Without her consent................................................... 187 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">OPENING HER BRA: </div><div style="text-align: center;">With both hands............................................................. 8 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;">With one hand.............................................................. 12 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;">With your teeth............................................................. 85 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">PUTTING ON A CONDOM: </div><div style="text-align: center;">With an erection............................................................. 6 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;">Without an erection..................................................... 315 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">PRELIMINARIES: </div><div style="text-align: center;">Trying to find the clitoris.................................................. 8 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;">Trying to find the G-Spot................................................ 92 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">POSITIONS: </div><div style="text-align: center;">Missionary................................................................... 12 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;">69 lying down............................................................... 78 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;">69 standing up............................................................ 112 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;">Wheelbarrow.............................................................. 216 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;">Doggy Style................................................................. 326 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;">Italian chandelier......................................................... 912 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">ORGASMIC: </div><div style="text-align: center;">Real........................................................................... 112 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;">False.......................................................................... 315 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">POST ORGASM: </div><div style="text-align: center;">Lying in bed hugging...................................................... 18 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;">Getting up immediately................................................... 36 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;">Explaining why you got out of bed immediately............. 816 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: </div><div style="text-align: center;">20-29 years old........................................................... 36 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;">30-39 years................................................................. 80 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;">40-49 years............................................................... 124 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;">50-59 years............................................................... 972 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;">60-69 years............................................................. 2916 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;">70 and over.............................................. Results are still pending </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS: </div><div style="text-align: center;">Calmly........................................................................ 32 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;">In a hurry..................................................................... 98 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;">With her father knocking at the door.......................... 1218 Calories </div><div style="text-align: center;">With your wife knocking at the door.......................... 3521 Calories</div><br /><br />I still skeptical about all these data actually. Hohohohoooohooo...<br /><br /><br />Source from <a href="http://www.zootpatrol.com/index.php/2011/03/sexual-calorie-counter/" target="_blank">Zoo Patrol</a><br /><br />

The Sexiest Way To Lose Weight

It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure...

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